COCKBLOCKER
Yeah this track gonna be about sex/Feel the rhythm baby, of our bodies entwined

Kissing on your neck/little tingle in your spine
Girl tonight’s the night/I’m so happy that you're mine
Feel me getting close/the heat upon our breath
All my tenderness as I’m getting you undressed
I think I heard a noise but I’m thinking it’s the wind
We can’t turn back now/All my love to you I give
Pulsing ever louder/I’m about to get inside
We start to feel the rhythm and its WAH WAH WAH WAH

Can I sleep with you mommy?
The kid done walked in again
Why you nakey/ Uhhhhhhh
I want a drink

Rolling down the street just bumping my beats
See a pack of girlies hanging out on the streets
I pull on up try to make on these teets
But they all start laughing when they see the fuckin car seat

It’s a lonely life for a committed man with a child
Only his kid, his wife, and himself. The loneliness is deafening

Now I gotta go out and get a job
Provide for a family so I’m not a fuckin slob
But trying to hit on chicks at work is not fun
Just because you're married they think you're taken
And then they see a picture of your stupid ass kid
The kid is so damn cute their attention’s misdirected
They think you have it all and they back right off
And then all alone when you have to get off WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH

What are you doing daddy?
The kid walked in again
Why you nakey?/ Uhhhhhh
Mickey’s Clubhouse

Parenthood’s the shitiest job in the land
It makes me wanna grab a knife and sever my hand
It makes me wanna give into that voice that says kill
But then something happens and it gives you a thrill
The kids says it loves you and you try not to cry
Its hard when they stare with their big ol' stupid eyes
And just when you think you can deal with more
They piss and they shit right there on the floor